Didja miss me, you fool?
Lizards long for glory and fame, to join the dashing clashing game of fangs and swords but settle for naps in the sun as their rewards.
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RE: Didja miss me, you fool?
This distance was far and my lips are chapped, and tired of talking to myself about you, stopped, and the forest clapped.
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RE: kiss me, you fool
it's not easy being scaly. and small enough to smash. And if I'm not real careful, I get thrown out with the trash.
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RE: kiss me, you fool
lizards want much more than this, some wimpy princess, hot to kiss. they long for battles, Michael's sword, better fight than being bored.
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kiss me, you fool
Every lizard, deep inside, makes it a point of personal pride to imagine a past less wrinkled of hide and more like when the sight was easier to abide.
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kiss me, you fool
I wasn't always a hot green lizard. a handsome prince was I beloved by all, at least six feet tall and then old Aladin came by.
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RE: RE: kiss me, you fool
My mother believed in hugs, the cure for whatever ails you. Again she was right, and I advise hugs for whenever life fails you
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RE: RE: RE: lizard's breath
I'm sure that tiny sparky flame would grow bigger with your name and you could have a dragons blaze and forget your unknown lizardly days
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careful kissing witches
I can't take a chance she might ask me to dance then jet off to France for romance.
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RE: kiss me, you fool
peering out from his bottle, he decided to play his game and dressed me in shimmering green till a kiss would kindle a flame.
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kiss me, you fool
That genius of a genie was fond of granting dreams come true, but since they still were only dreams, what good did that really do?
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RE: RE: lizard's breath
when lizards suffer indigestion they belch a tiny flame, not quite what monstrous dragons do, but scary just the same.
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kissing witches
ignore the warts and long, sharp claws. kiss her and hug her in spite of her flaws.
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kiss me, you fool
Were it really so easy, we'd all go around kissing each witch that we found.
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RE: RE: kiss me, you fool
so kiss me, you fool, don't simply stare! return me to beauty, and how - I don't care.
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lizard's breakfast (don't bug me)
Only a dragon, vicious inside, can make the peasants run and hide. If you put on weight, like you wanna, you'll only be a fat iguana.
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RE: lizard's breath
with a little more weight I think I could be a fire-breathing dragon, a more vicious me.
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RE: kiss me, you fool
It's Valentine's day! Go kiss a witch! or hug a green lizard. Really, it's wizard, Affection can be such a stitch!
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(no subject)
Then, with my lizardly nature, I'll flick out my long lizard tongue And eat you with lizardly laughter. then I'll live happily ever after.
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lizard's breath
Kissing a lizard's a hazardous game, and if you avoid it I won't cast the blame, knowing the chance that he'll poison your name, or inject his hot venom, which really is all the same.
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lizards breathing
Feed that little lizard a tasty fat cricket, watch him grow to love it -- that's the ticket. But lizards need to catch their own: all us healthy lizards are independent when we're grown.
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